Dingleton too cold

Lyrics

[intro- Quandale Dingle & Carmen Winstead]
Ahhh
What's up guys, it's Quandale Dingle here (reeheeheeheehee)
Hi my name is Carmen Winstead

[verse 1- Dingleton too cold]
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in bournemouth
Bournemouth like LA without the Angeles
Just dropped solo squads call that a gangbang
Pour me up that double cup
I consume that shit like Harry Peddle eating babies
His dad on the run, from the popo
Cos he went to close to the primary school
Call me Quandale Dingle cos I commit crimes
Threw hot glue at a crowd of orphans
My grandfather look like he Gru
Hе thought the moon was cheese so i smacked him with a pan
Bitchеs call me sasuke cos I swordfight dudes
With my penis
Harry Peddle bald just like his daddy
I call him daddy
He on the list
Maidens be calling me angry bird the way i areahhaeh
Just scammed my plug
Just gave him... a plug
For a samsung
Call that a pipe bomb
This song so hard I shit myself
I ain't even got no toilet paper
Will Harvell senile, he need his fish oil, he geriatric
Push him down the stairs he got a crusty penis
[verse 3- Eugene Hemmingworth]
I just fucked Will Harvell and he gave me chlamydia
Found an old man in my shed asking for my chlamydia
Just scammed Elon Musk and he gave me some dogecoin
[?] hentai
Call me Carmen Winstead cos I'm dead at seventeen years old
I's about to turn seventeen years old

Sippin Dr Bob cos im out of Mountin Shoutin
I just robbed Nayvadius DeMun Wilburn out of 5 Yuan
My package came from TaoBao, it cost me 10 Yuan
Dropped out of preschool cos im chasin' that bag
I don't fuck with drugs cos my mama died of an overdose
I'm high as shit on ketamine im trying not to overdose
I just clapped my brother for charging his iphone
I pulled a gun out of my bag and shot him 67 times in the head
Just walked through the primary school saw Harry Peddle eating babies
They call me the flash cos im doin' so much speed
... I love speed

[verse 2- Bartholomew Hemmingworth]
Ayo my dick hurt cos I be fuckin man hella
Swear by the pussy but im Nelson Mandela (AHH FUCK)
My dick hurt, ayy I drink water
Player and Jiggy be writin' bout' Peddle
Drop that chussy like it heavy metal
Drink the deoderant afterwards too
I got all the gop-guap-p like i got all the goo
My dick is stuck in the utility closet
My cock be leaky like a ... faucet (Sahlksahlksaskhsalkl)
[verse 4- Dingleton too cold]
I'm back on the track, just beat up Amber Heard I heard she was a bitch
Found the clit and then I lost it
What the fuck dawg it's a myth
Kinda like batman without the bat
... I'm just a man
Dropped out of college im actually dumb as fuck
Go to the job centre they this stuff foreskin removal service
Yeat fucked me in the tonka
I don't think it was yeat or the tonkaEmbed

• Release Date: April 29, 2022
• Artist: Dingleton too cold